Yknow how there are stories about people having to go to hospital cos they stuck a bottle/dildo/whatever up their ass the wrong way and it got stuck, or they shoved their dick in the end of the vacuum cleaner and then turned it on?

Well dudes like that just remind me of how much stupidity there is in the world, but also that they should find some chick like this hot blonde who knows a thing or two about sucking cock and can do way more than some crazy electrical device.